Post by Robert on Dec 16, 2005 10:26:04 GMT -5
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very handsome cabdriver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”.
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that. … Number one, you have to be single and, number two, you must be Catholic.”
The cabdriver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss. But when they get back on the road, the cabdriver starts crying.
“My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m
Anglican .”The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Martin and I’m going to a Fancy dress party.”
He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”.
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that. … Number one, you have to be single and, number two, you must be Catholic.”
The cabdriver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss. But when they get back on the road, the cabdriver starts crying.
“My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m
Anglican .”The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Martin and I’m going to a Fancy dress party.”
