Post by Josh on Nov 23, 2005 19:09:48 GMT -5
Memo to all staff:
It has occurred to me that there are some misconceptions about common ailments. A pain in the butt, for example, is refered to as rectal distress. This is not to be confused with occular distress, generally caused by sharp objects flying into one's eye. A pain in the butt which is transfered to the eye is known as rectoccular distress and normally leads to a crappy outlook on life. This is not to be confused with rectangular distress, which is commonly caused by the study of Geometry. On the other hand, the study of Geology can lead to rockular distress, which is caused by sharp stones flying into one's eye.
Signed,
Dr. Payne
It has occurred to me that there are some misconceptions about common ailments. A pain in the butt, for example, is refered to as rectal distress. This is not to be confused with occular distress, generally caused by sharp objects flying into one's eye. A pain in the butt which is transfered to the eye is known as rectoccular distress and normally leads to a crappy outlook on life. This is not to be confused with rectangular distress, which is commonly caused by the study of Geometry. On the other hand, the study of Geology can lead to rockular distress, which is caused by sharp stones flying into one's eye.
Signed,
Dr. Payne
but almost a week now and none, so trying to hang in there like a hair in a biscuit..