Josh
Completely Lost
I work too hard.
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Post by Josh on Jan 11, 2006 18:59:59 GMT -5
A blonde was reading the newspaper and saw an article about recent crime. The article said a woman was shot and the bullet was in her yet.
Frantically, the blonde called her doctor and asked, "Where's my yet?"
;D
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Post by sassie on Jan 18, 2006 14:59:47 GMT -5
I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.
The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse.
Just before he rode off, I yelled out,
"What was all that about?"
He replied,
"Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."
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Robert
Board Bandit
Sneaky
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Post by Robert on Jan 20, 2006 12:18:49 GMT -5
roflmao cute!
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Robert
Board Bandit
Sneaky
Posts: 333
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Post by Robert on Jan 20, 2006 12:27:19 GMT -5
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads:
"For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there.
It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:
"All the men on this floor are short and plain."
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads:
"All the men here are short and handsome."
Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads:
"All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome."
The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.
Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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